This is Kankri Vantas speaking.

IMPORTANT: Mun cannot use their pc anymore because it is broken: NSFW post will be tagged but not hidden. Mobile App has issues and Mun will do as much as they can to not bother the users on the dashboard. Thank you in advance.) Your name is KANKRI VANTAS and you have been WANDERING in this infinite dream bubble for SWEEPS after you unfortunately DIED because of your SESSION. All you can do now is spending you ENDLESS DAYS in reading EVERY SINGLE TOME you can find and trying to convince your DOOMED TEAMMATES to enrich their poor CULTURE. Which, to be honest, is an hard work because NOBODY CAN TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY. ( RP blog for Kankri Vantas. c: ) M!A: M!A: none!
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mysecretstrength:

I am not anti-social, I am selectively social. 

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N9w, thank t9 y9ur w9nderful dem9nstati9n t9 sh9w the inc9herence 9f y9ur pers9nalities, I am willing t9 unf9ll9w the maj9rity 9f the 6l9gs. 

I am surprised t9 see h9w l9yal are the f9ll9wers I have 9n this 6l9g. Still, I must ap9l9gy f9r the terri6ly inactivity 9f said 6l9g. 

crustaceanguide:

seer9f6l99d:

crustaceanguide:

seer9f6l99d:

What d9 I cele6rate during these h9lidays.

NOT BEING EATEN BY HORRORTERRORS YET. THAT’S CERTAINLY A THING TO CELEBRATE.

Are y9u planning 9f giving me such intelligent advices f9r much l9nger, Karkat? 

IN ALL HONESTY YOU MEAN? MOST LIKELY.

M9st likely.
I still w9nder what made y9u think that y9u had the right t9 re6l9g my p9st and add y9ur idi9tic c9mment.
Perchance y9u simply are in an idi9tic m99d.
That w9uld 6e, m9st likely, a g99d explainati9n.

crustaceanguide:

seer9f6l99d:

What d9 I cele6rate during these h9lidays.

NOT BEING EATEN BY HORRORTERRORS YET. THAT’S CERTAINLY A THING TO CELEBRATE.

Are y9u planning 9f giving me such intelligent advices f9r much l9nger, Karkat?